I'll give you that, but she was not part of the Shannon/Gastyer/Rudolph conversation.

Then, if it is so even and you have to judge, who would you rather see naked?

Great list.

That ship has sailed.

Believe it or not, these are robins. Spring is near!

Just make sure you dress warmly the next few days young lady and study hard.

Your Dad sounds like an amazing guy. It's the same lecture I give my kids, well, not so much kids anymore, adults actually. Can't stop being a Dad.

Oh man Erg, as a dad with a daughter living away from home, it's getting smokey in here.

Fuck snow. Shit is drifting now.

For no other reason except Peggy Lee is mentioned.

The last good musical I saw was Spamalot. I hope this is as funny.

• Christmas gift angst. Tomorrow I have to make good and go see Hello Dolly.

Wow, you're good at math!

Goalie jokes. They never get old.

Speaking of Christmas songs, it's funny how firmly you remember something you learned when you were very young. Such as these lyrics:

Fuck wrapping stuff. Gift cards for all next year.

I'd think you want music that people would like to drink to. That means dancing also. Is there a dance floor in your bar? Or do you frown on dancing?

Ketchup, the hot dog had ketchup on it. Smart kid.

IMA commenting fromy phone. Too lazy to get laptop, the desktop hath died.

#soyouhadacolonoscopy