DIY, $63.85 +however you value your time.

When one tries to fix a leak at the drain and breaks the fucker off.

DUAN: Household Repairs!

I was beginning to think I was the only one who used water when making omelets, and was on top a crazy person.

Son of a bitch, it's getting sorta smoky in here.

Best of luck Dom.

This poll is useless. I mean, it won't let me vote my dead brother's vote 'cause I already voted. Wouldn't happen here in Chicago.

Jeez, Jay & Silent Bob look like shit without makeup.

RIP Nelson.

Trey & Matt>George RR Martin

Learn how to spell moran.

+1, giggling like a madman.

No, that has happened here. Well, it wasn't clogged, but the tank cracked, so it was unpleasant.

It seems the Raysism thread on the:

I seem to note a hint of pique here.

You know, I'm pretty sure sheeple would make a tasty sandwich, sort of a cannibal Gyro.

Ah crap. I may be a fried spamwich.

Well, of course, Facebook is always right.

Nah, you'd just go into the package delivery business, perhaps as a courier.

Ah jeez, I misread that. Thought they asked about the pall bearer.