If you're so obsessed with fine details you should place your punctuation inside your quotations. Ugh.

Your comment is for no reason other than to misdirect. It doesn’t fucking matter if our problems aren’t the MOST WORST. They’re still crucial, shouldn’t-be-happening problems and people are dying and something needs to change.

“God bless the people of ______”

Wow. Shame on you, really. You're a bad person.

Holy fuck, Murdoch?!?

The B is for Brain Chemistry!

Go look at the photo of her truck, you dumbass.

For real. Walking down the hallway and suddenly feeling your mood switch over and darkness descends like a cloud that fills your veins and pushes all else out of its way... I guess I'm just supposed to weather that storm, over and over and over again until maybe someday I'll do something terrible to try and make it…

Right? So I guess those three days a month before my period where I fall somewhere so dark I contemplate throwing life away is something I should embrace and let myself feel? This lady suuuuuuuuuuuuuucks. My meds that stopped that cycle do not suck.

The only shocker for me in this piece was learning he was married before Jill.

He really is the tits.

“I always did my count outs, reports, and credit tips dead last. And that often meant the servers *couldn’t* leave without doing their share of the work, unless they wanted everyone to see them sitting there for an hour twiddling their thumbs. And once I got involved in management those were the servers we fired.…

Thank you, person who actually knows how this works and not a fake internet waitress. You said everything that was boiling up inside at I read her answer.

Sorry, but the last fifteen minutes a full-service restaurant is open is like the last day of school: pointless, so don't bother going.

Well, now that you mention it he was due for some cute little manboobs several pounds ago. I've been robbed of comedy!

There’s a morbidly obese feline on my lap as I type and he does NOT look like that monstrosity in the header.

Permission to bust an ass in his CAAP.

Should have just called Hellboy's handlers.

“He likes movies more than he likes people”

The joke is that he’s in Target but thinks he’s at Best Buy.