Brian's Song. Mahogany. Lady Sings the Blues. Dude was a superstar before he was in your white nerd kids film. There's a reason Florence kept talking about him on The Jefferson's.

A cat that had a urinary infection and bleeding.

Every season, it's Tom's mean to Quinn, Padma's jealous of Kirsten, Gail always gives Simone a look. For the life of me, I've never seen any of it.

Every season, it's Tom's mean to Quinn, Padma's jealous of Kirsten, Gail always gives Simone a look. For the life of me, I've never seen any of it.

This episode pissed off all participants.
The chefs didn't want to see Tom in the stew room.
The chefs didn't want to get on the boat.
No one wanted a QF challenge as this point in the session. Even Padma seemed to be apologizing for making that announcement.
The chefs weren't super excited about inventing a new food…

Fun fact: Pulp Fiction came out 23 years ago. You are now old.

Yes

The missile in the top right hand corner looks like it's circling back to kill its maker.

Yeah, sorry. I just thought Mr Monsoon's name was funnier to use in that context. I really thought it was the Undertaker, but turns out it was Steve Austin. And as I should have assumed, it's on youtube. https://youtu.be/eg-WbZ_Puv8

Excuse us, MLS? do you have the logos and team color combinations you passed on five years ago. Great. You just saved us 3000 in graphic design expenditures.

I watched the first game for five minutes. Before they went to first commercial, they tried to work in wrestlers cutting promos into it. So Gorilla Monsoon or whoever menacingly looks at the camera, and begins to whine that Paul Tagliabue's criticism of the league was an insult to the players. Like, gosh they're doing…

Okay, like uh We love Paul Thomas Anderson movie. Boogie Night, wow. Magnolia, you kidding me? Yeah. Joaquin in The Master. Wonderful. Number one 2012.

As any regular viewer of Jeopardy! can tell you, the average game usually isn‘t complete without at least one instance of leaning forward, shouting “Bet more, you dummy!” at the screen, and then turning to whomever you’re watching the show with after the contestant gets it right and smugly reminding them, “I told them…

Yeah, who to choose? It's either the guy with the tattoos, or that guy who was arrested for domestic violence.

"Literally everyone who is left is deserving of the title of Top Chef,"

Someone that looks Asian. That speaks another language, I think it would be Asian.

All the videos made are great. Each one, like a different lubricant or different stroke speed.

Unless she wrote it, no. It was all concept and well written lines. But if someone else delivered those lines in a non-nasally, mumbled voice, it could have been ten times better. All I kept thinking was that even if the character did say the correct things, it would still be awkward and unsexy.

They's white people made out of gas. You know what I'm saying.

That van's a rocking.