Even Team Cat HQ has to admit that there’s a certain Ayn Rand-ian quality to cats. Dogs are total socialists, or would be if they could figure out what a means of production is. Cats? Catlas Shrugged, Gella.

More proof that no lie is beneath her. Everyone knows Republicans are Team Cat.

I will never not laugh at DiCaprio/Oscar jokes. Even after he wins one. It will still be funny. And it makes me happy to have desperation jokes that aren’t about women.

Do you wanna send it to him or should I?

It is retaliation for being in inspiration for Entourage.

So Caitlyn is uncomfortable with gay marriage, thinks government assistance for the poor is a terrible thing and is planning on voting for Trump, Cruz or one of the other fascist Republican clowns and now the man-in-a-dress comment. SHE. IS. THE. ABSOLUTE. WORST.

Someone just give Leo an Oscar before he kills himself.

Leonardo DiCaprio: Cool story, bro. No, we don’t believe you.

vogue, stop writing.

I’m sure she’s nice but...

LOL he’s not getting elected

I know y’all thought that Trump would win it this year but no, the award goes to Mr. Cosby!

Interesting that he brings up defamation only against the women suing him, but not against any of the others who have called him a rapist.

Tennessee law bans both self-induced late term abortion and requires MDs (or any other health care provider) “to use due care to preserve life of baby born alive.” Failure to provide medical care to a fetus born alive is a felony in Tennessee. Link to laws: http://statelaws.findlaw.com/tennessee-law/…

I finally was able to watch Trainwreck the other day, and while I don’t think it was Schumer remotely at her funniest, the film mainly suffered from being overly long which killed the humour and momentum. The pathos was pretty moving though at times. Melissa McCarthy was far funnier in Spy, which was a solid spy film…

That was so fucking creepy.

Case in point. This was gross then, now, and always.

This is horrifying.