honestly i bow down to this nominations list, with few exceptions:

So, then, we’re not talking about you then?

Do you look much younger than your age, Ladylogy?

You despise sugar? That raises some alarm bells. So you don't ever eat fruit then either right?

If you’re not eating something because you don’t like it, then you’re absolutely not who she’s getting at in this article. Chill out, she wasn’t getting a dig at you.

Honest question on an awesome lady. You call her “chairman” - would that be “chairwoman”? Or?

I think 19 year olds watch it with their boyfriends to show how cool they are with boobies.

I always figured it was like “the annual porn-ish night” for those really uptight couples who really want to watch porn together but are just too uptight to actually watch porn together.

no one asked your opinion.

Because otherwise people will say I’m dressed unprofessionally for my job or that I’m frumpy.

Between high heels, period cramps, and childbirth I think you may be the tougher sex.

No she’s basically saying he’s a piece of trash who treats people like shit. I know all of my human being non deity friends DEF have punched their spouse in the face and threatened to kill them. Leaving scary, enraged, threatening messages on the machine for your wife and kids to hear? NBD. Just regular people probs.

Just another reminder: don’t look up to anyone because they all let you down.

The self help genre has existed for centuries. People have needed help getting out of bed and putting on pants (or whatever) for pretty much as long as there have been pants to put on. Pretending this is all a new trend when bloggers create what is basically an interactive self-help book, the kind that has been around…

To me, “Adulting” is when you feel totally overwhelmed by responsibilities, then still manage to do some grown-up thing you never managed to do before. It’s not paying your phone bill on time, it’s buying your first car or compiling 2 weeks worth of interchangeable business casual clothing in your wardrobe.

Meh. Life gets hard sometimes, and if I want to occasionally congratulate myself on being a somewhat-functional human being, and do it in an ironic/self-deprecating way so as not to make myself seem like too much of an underachieving narcissist... I'm gonna. And I'm not gonna feel bad about it.

Idea: if you don’t like “adulting,” don’t say it! It’s never been about some kind of congratulations when I’ve said it to my husband - sometimes it’s just, y’know, FUN?