Or Ted.

Ted Cruz, your mother doesn’t want to be there. Let the poor woman go.

She prays his death will be swift and quick so he can begin serving his time in the bowels of hell.

Is he capable of speaking without it sounding like he’s acting? I’ve seen more convincingly natural performances in high school theater. I know that all candidates are putting on a show to a degree, but his constantly cloying delivery is really troubling. I genuinely suspect that he’s a psychopath, in the technical…

Yes Billy!

Could be worse.

That bird wouldn’t stand a chance at Squad Status if it was chubby.

it's so sad when your own mom isn't going to vote for you...

And lo, he was a douchebag then, and still is today (maybe more so).

If you are being held against your will.. BLINK TWICE!

I find this shocking, as I was certain Ted Cruz was a russet potato born of potato parents.

I just googled, and there are literally hundreds of pictures where she looks fantastic. In fact, this picture doesn’t even show up on the first page of results. This website actually must have tried to find the worst photo possible and skipped by the first hundred good photos.

Agree. If this were an article mocking something stupid she’d done (I’m sure she’s done some dumb shit), that would be one thing. But an article talking about her ongoing battle with a sexual abuser deserves a better photo. Never know, maybe Kesha loves this pic of herself, and I’m just projecting because I woke up…

I am in no way a fan of Kesha. But I do think it’s odd that Jezebel continues to use this photo. Aren’t we supposed to be pro-women and pro-survivors here? She’s been through a lot of shit, including rehab, and it seems like the website is purposefully trying to make her look bad.

Surely there were better photos!!!

Really good overview of the whole situation here:

Not sure if you’re being sarcastic or trolling, and there’s an alarming lack of specificity in your snotty comment, but we’re gonna do this anyway.