sure I agree on that, still think that Amazon piece was awful though and completely unaddressed [by Jezebel].

I thought you’d be a bit less taciturn, given your Kronicle of Kardashian Komments. Clearly I was wrong; I’ll relent.

Ok, now I understand your original comment/joke, but if you despise her, why would you seek out those sorts of trivial details about her?

Yeah, you can make fun of her — I’m not arguing that. I guess I just don’t feel like the “Kartrashian” stuff is productive or interesting...? :/

(I’m gonna assume the Lennon GIF was meant for Klaus.)

Ok, so I know Kim Kardashian, as a public figure, may not represent the most ideal aspects of our culture, but I don’t get the constant comments about her. Can you explain your dedicated hatred? I want to understand.

I hate that you read that! I’ve read your comments about being a pedant, and I wrote “chose” instead of “choose,” right before telling him to be more careful about spelling and grammar. Ah, the irony and shame.

Not capitalizing your I’s feels like a choice...and I don’t know if it’s the best one? In general, go over it multiple times, and try to chose interesting and varied adjectives, and make sure your spelling/grammar is accurate.

This must be why poetry is dead. John Mayer took all of it, and it promptly committed suicide.

John made it O.K. to really go deep into watches and not be embarrassed about it.

I think they’re cool as hell.

Agreed, though your username is a bit of a glass house, no?

How is this news unless you are transphobic?

The 40-year-old U.K. man has an extremely rare defect called penile agenesis

ugh, this is such a beautiful response. I especially love this:

Yeah, he never once even spoke to me.

When I was a teen working at a sandwich shop cash register, some clearly very wealthy young woman got her order, left, then came back in and called me a “bitch” for not including avocado on her wrap. hah. That alone was pretty upsetting.