Oh, wow, okay. Well, agree to disagree on the quality of Nolan’s and Snyder’s respective oeuvres.

I mean, the teaser shows what it’s going to look like, which is extremely important, especially in a superhero film — a genre in which much of its substance consists in its spectacle. And folks are basing it on more than just those things. They’re basing it on Snyder’s entire body of work, as well as Affleck’s. It’s a…

It’s a Zach Snyder movie featuring Affleck’s eminently punchable face. There’s no way in hell it will be really awesome.

It’s weird that it’s going for the same grim mood that Nolan went for and succeeded in.

Tragically, it isn’t apparently.

If anyone who knows them is reading this, might I suggest a gift for future birthdays:

damn, that’s deep *gets out pen and paper*

Think for yourself. Also, never use citations. That way even if you’re not thinking for yourself, no one can tell! ^_^

you’re the worst <3

Oh, God, you’re right. And that looks like a super complicated shirt to have made too.

That’s the point!

Maybe you should try a different form of exercise? I’m not really into running, and like you, I start getting in the habit, and then give it up. But I really like swimming, hiking/walking, and yoga. Also, the first thing I do when I get up every morning is 100 sit ups. I am NOT a morning person, and this quick little…

Defending a fellow white person who has a pattern of racist comments and dismissing/banning POCs is a really bad look, especially taking into account your history with racist comments on Jez. Like, maybe butt out.

She is our best liberal chance

I like to imagine that the other Jezebel writers secretly hate him and are delighted every time they see a post about this.

and, um...his facial hair matches the color of his skin almost perfectly!