So which celebrities should we be drinking with, you ask?

*sigh*

Also that one about men getting down on one knee to propose, so that if women say know, they can uppercut them.

I guess I just don’t like the guy?

I take issue with a bunch of his reporting/attitude

WOAHHHHH

NO, MAKE IT STOP

Your comment gets my stamp of disapproval:

Jesus. Well fuck me. I don’t know how 7 people liked your comment.

“fun, silly, bubbly, blonde, bimbo” “But yeah, now that you point it out - I can totally see that alternative interpretation as well.”

(eta: can you imagine a man acting like an infant or victim of brain trauma in order to be sexy? It would not happen.)

It’s sort of creepy how she giggles at the egg like a toddler though, right? Like...wtf is happening here?

How that asswhipe is still on the air???

Just tell me one thing Bill Maher: Where were you during the filming of Mrs. Doubtfire?

ha ok. It was really just a mindless estimate, I didn’t actually look up his filmography. 15 years then, or 14, as I haven’t seen The Score. (also haven’t seen machete, but I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t have a high opinion of it)

It’s the capitalist version of the divine right of kings.