So which celebrities should we be drinking with, you ask?

*sigh*

Also that one about men getting down on one knee to propose, so that if women say know, they can uppercut them.

I guess I just don’t like the guy?

I take issue with a bunch of his reporting/attitude

WOAHHHHH

NO, MAKE IT STOP

Your comment gets my stamp of disapproval:

Jesus. Well fuck me. I don’t know how 7 people liked your comment.

“fun, silly, bubbly, blonde, bimbo” “But yeah, now that you point it out - I can totally see that alternative interpretation as well.”

(eta: can you imagine a man acting like an infant or victim of brain trauma in order to be sexy? It would not happen.)

It’s sort of creepy how she giggles at the egg like a toddler though, right? Like...wtf is happening here?

How that asswhipe is still on the air???

Just tell me one thing Bill Maher: Where were you during the filming of Mrs. Doubtfire?

ha ok. It was really just a mindless estimate, I didn’t actually look up his filmography. 15 years then, or 14, as I haven’t seen The Score. (also haven’t seen machete, but I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t have a high opinion of it)

It’s the capitalist version of the divine right of kings.

De Niro told the Daily Beast that Clinton had “earned the right be president, and the head of the country at this point.”