Aw. "Holy Cow" tells the story of a cow named Elsie Bovary, and her mission to escape the farm.

ughhhhhhh

Ryan Gosling wrote the screenplay, which I think is all anyone needs to know.

It's nice, and I don't mind the flat bits, because they just make her sound more vulnerable.

IS NOTHING SACRED?!!!!

resurrected Beiber showing his disciples his wounds ... ?

Jesus rolling his eyes

If not eating disorders, I suspect that many, if not most, of the young female celebrities at least have disordered eating habits.

It must feel weird to have one of the people who is supposed to teach you that worth is not about conforming to some media propagated physical ideal, turn around and date tons of supermodels. Not like supermodels can’t be smart and funny etc. but if that is the pattern in the group of people a parent finds…

I know there is a lot of ageist/sexist criticism thrown Madonna's way.

right?!

Well this is certainly a much better 'prank' than him and Brett Ratner in a stretch limo, throwing water balloons at a homeless man walking along the expressway.

Last Tuesday it was. But yeah, I don't know, either he's mistaken, or he didn't mean 'today' literally.

Except she's implying she's annoying because of word play, not because of being part of the 1% and continually bragging to the world about her career success — i.e. not because of the reason that she's actually annoying.

completely agree

nothing says revolution like the elite setting up and taking part in a capitalist program, which will likely only benefit the elite, and then them literally saying it's a revolution

At least they lowered the price from $20/month to $10/month. This doesn't seem like it's going to help the artists who actually need help though — new and struggling artists are still going to have to put their music on Spotify ... right? I don't really understand what's going on here.

the worst part of that is Chris Martin creepin in the back

And Nick Jonas is clearly talking about how thirsty he is...