Fluffy Shades of Grey?!

eh, I find this more therapeutic:

hey look, it's the gas station from Gone Girl

"Just Stare In The Mirror And Cry "

"'What's surprising is the bodies were not thrown in (the graves) but were carefully placed there in an organized manner. The individuals, men, women, and children, were placed head-to-toe,' to fit as many as possible in the grave..."

In my experience, those who make it known that they don't swear, are just generally insufferable humans

eh, if you care about laws, and exposure of certain issues, then they do important work
nothing's perfect, I am aware of their problems

"I absolutely despisped them once I found out they'd rather euthanize thousands of pets rather than try and find new homes for them"

I think dismissing PETA is really silly

What kid's books mention Lent?

I made you sad?

doesn't he work for the Daily Mail now? If so, it's kind of his (pathetic) job

Ozzy sounds like a llama name

Oh yeah? Llamas are "over"?

I completely agree. I've never had a Facebook account for that reason (and i'm a young)

yeah, unfortunately not all the minority voices/groups on there are good

if God really exists, this boy will be gay and he will marry a David

'I think social media is a crazy-ass experiment on society. The way people use it to get validation from a bunch of strangers is dangerous. What's the point?'

Or: hi Messiah, I'm Cain (another popular one) :p