We just troll him because he gets SO ANGRY about it.

Great player but man do the Patriots own more real estate in this guy’s head than just about any other player. He will never live that down. It’s like trying to convince a 9/11 truther that they are delusional. No one is ever gunna convince him that the wall through taping didn’t happen even when every fact says it…

His stupid ass still swears by the walk through taping that’s why we think he’s a moron

They printed a fucking retraction he is clearly delusional at this point

When the Boston Bruins won the Stanley Cup in 2011, it was my mountaintop as a sports fan. I’d been a season ticket holder for a decade, been through the canceled season, and all sorts of indignities. Beating Vancouver was better for me than 2004 for the Sox or 2001 for the Patriots. That entire summer I had this…

I’m torn. I’m a veteran of the 1st Iraq Shit Show and the Cold War. I didn’t join out of patriotism, I was in a crappy small town and I wanted out. It worked. Being the military actually MADE me a Liberal. (Kind of hard to hate people for the color of their skin when you share a life with them, hard to hate…

Probably referring to Mark Brunell on ESPN, who really did get so emotional over Deflategate that he got teary-eyed on TV.

True story. I once dumped a girl because her favorite cracker was a Triscuit. I couldn’t look her in the eye after learning this. Well that and she fucked my roommate. I still get bitter and angry about it all these years later. Triscuits? How could she have been such a bad person?

Too bad Bell got hurt to present an easy storyline, because otherwise the Pats put to rest the “they haven’t played any decent QBs” myth tonight. They throttled the shit out of the Steelers.

Just last year, it happened to the Pathers in Seattle.

You could also argue that the Steelers had longer to prep against the their opponent than the Patriots. They could’ve had staff queuing up game film on the Patriots on Saturday whereas the Patriots didn’t know who they were playing until the final minute of Sunday night’s game.

So I guess the moral of the story is have a better season and lock up home field advantage?

Not to mention, why the hell is The D.E.N.N.I.S. System so low?! And Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody’s Ass. ROCK FLAG & EAGLE!!!!!!!!

No way...Who got Dee Pregnant HAS to be in the top 10. This scene alone:

The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention isn’t even top 100?!? INTERVENTION! INTERVENTION!

Chardee MacDennis isn’t top 5?!

The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention being ranked 115 immediately invalidates the rest of this list.

Just to play devil’s advocate, there are guys like Brady who don’t even drink a beer over the season as he feels it (slightly) depletes ability. I’m not saying it’s accurate, just another perspective.

In OBJ’s defense, the grounds crew member kept telling him that he’s “not just a member of the grounds crew, he’s also a part owner of the team”.

So who is getting the hammer thrown at them? We’ve come to learn over the past 2 years that deflated balls are among the biggest problems facing the NFL today.