They filmed Rocky V in 1989. This supports my theory that Rocky V will give you AIDS.

Funny how no one who went to Harvard ever talks about their alma mater

Fitzpatrick played quarterback at Harvard. It’s rarely mentioned when talking about him, just thought you’d like to know.

This is still bonkers to me. There’s an actual rule about ball tampering in the rule book that calls for a $25K fine. Other teams have been assessed that fine. Brady, meanwhile, gets a 4 game ban.

I got 11 balls today

Fuck Cleveland, but I’m glad Tito Francona is doing well.

FYI, he sustained this injury very early in the game and played over 90 minutes with this injury. The description in the article doesn’t do this justice. This dude is an absolute warrior.

It’s fitting that he’s lying in bed with all of those balls seeing how every night he rubs his dick on them until completion.

I can’t explain why but the continued use of “all takes matter” as the name of the show bothers me. It’s not terrible, it just reminds me of that friend you have who refers to Channing Tatum as Magic Mike and acts like it’s still semi-clever on the 900th time.
I mean, I do get not respecting this garbage pile, pube…

He didn’t care enough to watch the NHL awards? I guess he is a real hockey fan.

But I am important.

Don’t wear championship merch.

At what point is it not OK to have a roommate? My friend is 35, has a respectable income and a fairly reasonable mortgage with no bills besides utilities and student loans, yet his brother and another friend live with him. I say it’s ridiculous (and his previous girlfriend agrees with me since she just broke up with…

I was there. You aren’t funny. Fuck you.

Fuck off

I’m all for celebrating and making baseball fun again, this kid just kinda brought it on himself doubling and tripling down on the showboating. At what point is it OK to say this kid’s a jackass who deserves a smack in the mouth?

It’s funny how the guy who does the bat flip and talks shit is the one who runs away from the commotion once it starts...

have you ever seen basketball players fight? of 4 major pro sports, i’d gladly get in a fight with a basketball player over any other sport, by a wide margin. their reach is their only advantage. they all flail around like fools when actually trying to fight. also, they seem to get injured insanely easily and are…

I will always love Rajondo for this

Not that I care about baseball, but if I hacked MLB’s Twitter I’d probably report Derek Jeter (or Mariano Rivera) both admitted longtime PED use, and have subsequently renounced their HOF status. Just to BREAK BRAINS.