I’m also an asshole and drive a sedan.

I will never understand how, as a fan, you could be upset about a band that you like returning to make more music and tour. Just because you were part of the experience for their “last show” ever? How selfish and egotistical is that. Honestly, this might be one of the most hipsterish things I’ve ever heard. You saw a…

I’m a Project Manager for a medical software company, but I swear that you could find this line of copy in any business setting...

Not true. If Manning used HGH to recover from an injury and another player didn’t use HGH to recover from an injury then he has a competitive advantage by getting healthy sooner. Pretty sure that’s why the NFL banned it. Also, I really don’t care if he did it or not. More so the hypocrisy of it not being investigated…

I’m really not complaining about the Patriots being persecuted. More so complaining that Peyton is getting a free pass from the media in every fashion. ESPN, CBS, radio, print, etc. Dude had HGH shipped to his house after getting like 37 neck surgeries and people are just fine to brush it under the rug because he does…

The hypocrisy the media has shown between the Manning HGH story and Brady with deflated footballs is insanity. Nantz won’t even drop a mention of his buddy Peyton’s scandal during a Week 17 regular season game. Yet, Al Michaels and Cris Collinsworth were talking about deflategate during the Patriots go ahead 4th…

How have you boys at Deadspin never seen this?

The though process for Nantz and Simms on this was baffling. A guy got hurt trying to evade a tackle, so we should outlaw that maneuver. So the next year when like 30 more guys (estimate) destroy their knee on a cutback move we should outlaw jukes and/or spin moves. What planet are they on?

Not one mention of the HGH scandal and then Nantz and Simms tickling each other over how Peyton hands the ball off and takes a sack was something else.

That was up there with the rant he went on in 2011 when the Bruins beat Montreal in ROUND 1 of the playoffs. Comparing the Bruins achievement to the Boston Tea Party and uprising against a tyrannical government. It was the most absurd and wonderful thing I had ever heard on a hockey broadcast.

Just go full blown, Gilbert...

Fair enough. Hearing other people’s golf stories can be quite lame. However, the actual activity of golf is a nice take. 4-5 hours of being outside. Beers, little gambling, quality time away from the wife/kids. Good or bad at the game? Ehh, who cares.

I’ve been known to liven up a room or two.

Nah, dude. Strictly been watching “New Girl” lately.

You sound fun at parties.

I laugh literally every single time Toucher & Rich make fun of Tanguay and play his audio drops. “Yeahhhhhhh” and “Controversy” are hilarious.

What a fucking child.

Drew is the hero Deadspin deserves, but not the one it needs right now.