So even the apes are turning away from Paleo?

Here’s a Twofer...

True, Spaceballs but no 1984?

Role: Winston Smith

No one cares about yours.

Blah Blah White Noise Blah Blah, thanks fot the laugh, much better than the seriously banal trailer.

hodgman: By definition, it may mean disinterest (although simple silence would be a more damning and sincere response, in that case)

“Meh” doesn’t seem to convey what I feel. How’s “bleh’?

The prequel to Battleship. “Rowboat”

Oh my sweet fucking Jesus, where do I start with how shitty this is?

I give you where it all started ...

Why wait?

Spin the Bottle, Cleaning Cupboard, Nervous Fart, Unrelenting Teasing ........ sigh.

It’s startling to see how a solid object can make its way through a human body.

Didn’t AOL buy Time/Warner for a hundred bazillion dollars? Now it’s worth $4.4 billion? WTF?

This doesn’t work in Australia; 12-05-15, 13-05-15 etc.

I thought it was the eye drops ...

“Flat Screen TV”, it’s just a TV, I mean who makes Cathode Tubes anymore?

That looks a lot like Sean Bean....

Hell, I would shave my whole body for the paycheck this guy is getting!