If I have such an awesome processor in my head why can I never remember to buy milk?

Where are the speeders of all the other attempts?

So this is a shiny "wisdom" dome?

This is where the tunnel to Australia is.

In the 1980s, there was a soap opera called A Country Practice that was very big in Australia. One of the recurring "characters" was a wombat named Fatso.

Did we forget so soon?

Great mashup - Life of Magnum Pi

Ugh!

Sometimes, on i09, the stories are 'meh' but the comments are pure gold!

I had erectile dysfunction.

It's a thing of beauty - you are a wanker.

Space Sperm (Someone had to say it!)

I thought Mel Gibson was too young to be Sinatras double? j/k

Sky Captain?

When I watch that damned kettle it never boils! [Edit: Didn't read the comments, sorry for gazzumping]

I will be watching the shit out of this movie - fuck Oblivion, After Earth, Total Recall, Star Trek, Europa Report etc... this is the one I've been waiting for. I liked Dredd though ..... just saying.

"not oral"?

Oh sorry, you said Sci Fi, my bad!

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