I totally understand why it is shooting seagulls. Chip stealing, shoulder shitting, eardrum piercing, red eyed evil glaring seaside spoiling bastards!!

And now to take over the world with our death delivering mould spores. Mwaa Haa Ha.

It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the wind blows cold: when it is summer in the light, and winter in the shade.

Don't subscibe to Lifehacker, io9, Gizmodo, Tumblr, Gawker, Deadspin, Jezebel etc. You will never see daylight again.

All our memories are stored in the quantam foam, the brain is just the retrieval and management system.

Here's my theory: There's a world conspiracy to use alien space ships retroteched from a crash that happened in 1952 in Burma. This ship was.....wait there's someone at the door......aaaaah no!!! There's a Grey at the door in a 3 piece Armani suit, holding a home made 3d printed disruptor pointed right at…

I'd give it a go with an homage to Tin Tin!

I don't know what the hell this thing is. Green Belly Button Disco Ball?

Whose dick is this??

This thing from Alien Resurrection, I liked the film, there were some good moments but this thing was god awful.

So that's where I left the Hot Needle of Enquiry!

Bit disappointed that there's no mention of any of Neal Asher's books.

Mmmmmmm Brains!!!

Was it too harsh, calling him an ugly freak?

Such is life.

Clara heard River say the Doctors name.

I love/hate this little guy.

Teeny tiny light sabre?

I don't know about you but I think the Compass Camera is a work of art. Beautifully constructed as only the Swiss can do. Beats the 3 mass produced crap cameras I have at the moment, for looks anyway.

Marrow, a planet inside a space ship. Awesome!