Yall need to put a trigger warning before viewing these videos. I held my breath during that entire performance and almost passed out.

Viewing the thumbnail pic, I thought to myself, “Were they rolling around in mud in the parking lot before they arrested her?” And then I saw the full size pic. DAYUM. Those are some ugly ass tats.

Did you scream like I did, when THIS happened?

Pickle and peanut butter sammich. 

You clicked on an article with headline, “Another Day, Another One Direction Arse” and expected a story about human rights?

Ha! I felt the same way when I stumbled back onto Slate.com and saw the byline for the Dear Prudence advice column was now, Daniel Mallory Ortberg. I was like, “What’d I miss!?!” 

I wonder if DA Washington was out of town when this went down. Does anyone know if she has to approve before it goes to grand jury?

obligatory.

She was on the first season too! She was the doctor for Pray Tell’s lover!

Unless specified, it’s Joker, Joker, Ace.

Apparently, yes, because there is a matching mask. 

...she probably had a feeling...

I’m down with that.

Right. I saw his pic before I saw the headline and I thought, he dead?

Dude. I was that way for the longest. More Disney tripe? Nope. My niece made me sit down and watch it with her. I was blubbering within 10 minutes of watching. I’ve seen the Broadway show TWICE. 

Yeah, that word fucked me right up. Love me some Jordan, but I ain’t gonna see this, I still haven’t recovered from “The Ring”.