The criteria are:

Try the 91

I know it is dangerous as hell but it could reduce the rush hour commute over the 405 by hours.

He drove his Chevy to the levy, but regretfully, the levy was not dry.

In Russia, luggage conveys you!

GM is a car company in America run by the same generational morons that are running this country.  :( 

Thank you for writing a good morning shift today

NP all day for boring Caucasian sex. Too much Married at First Sight last night. 

Buick really knew their market and named the Century after the average age of its customers.

If I put any design prejudices or thoughts of granny out of the picture, it’s most definitely a nice price.

The Toe Cutter approves.

I love interjecting myself into conversations about stocks and bonds to tell people that all my money is tied up in pet food. I mean, I have four cats and two dogs all on prescription diets. It’s really not a joke.

I’d say the lesson learned was that you can’t play Russian Roulette during the Russian Revolution. 

Looks like the result of a drunken tryst between a Fisker Karma and a Peugeot 1007. 

It’s good to experiment

So they tested the Frisbee concept with models and a 24-foot diameter boat, which ain’t dinky in the size department, and they still built the Novgorod? Huh.

What you’re saying is that the circular warship party didn’t Popov 

Late Imperial Russia had the best crazy weapon designs.

2040?  Hope it’s fireproof.