"Now…where was I?"

Uh oh. Things don't look too good for Anne Hathaway in a space suit anymore.

Sounds like he needs a negotiator. [Sam Jackson leans into frame.]

I can't get Bonnie Tyler's "I Need A Hero" out of my head now.

Oh my god! It's airborne! Kids, get your gas masks on!!

Why? Kanye gave us 2 great albums before his ego metastasized in his brain.

"A-"??? How is this possible when you declared that it was, indeed, a "messy" beginning? So then if it had been "clean" it would have received an A+? This show was all over the place and had character motivations coming from thin air every 5 minutes to keep the audience interested but what really did me in was after…

Life imitating art imitating life.

A dead pan "Try not to get hit." would have been a better response to "But what happens when the bullets start to fly?"

Nope. For me, the hands down winner remains Harrison Morgan (Dexter's son) falling on the treadmill.

Reality shows thrive on either sex, violence, money or all 3. This show had none. Simple as that.

"How much is 'much?'" he said sarcastically.

Sarcastic hooch? I could take a swig.

Sarcastic much?

So I guess #5seasonsandaKickstartermovie?

You do know that's an old video, right? She was sentenced to 18 months and the child was sent to foster care.

OB Season 1: Sisyphus rolled boulder successfully atop hill.
OB Season 2: Rock crushed Sisyphus. Into millions of pieces. With the sun rotting away his corpse.

New study finds that people breathe in more air than needed—not in an exhausted way, just in a "I want to feel alive" way. Just once in my life I want to shake the hand of the person who commissions these types of studies.

At least you had lots of practice with your own mom after practicing on your dad.

You're still around? Suddenly you want to stick around and continue taking surreptitious shots at people's mothers? Attention seeker, each and every part of you.