Or one could just get over oneself, buy pre-ground, and stop being elitist. That’s also an option.

Grrrr, grit grit grit.

Yeah, he was probably off somewhere spending time with his family.

Eli, sadly, was not invited

People who buy canned mushrooms and pre-ground cinnamon probably deserve it though.

But broader acceptance will probably require overcoming our cultural taboos.

Track: Ascension | Artist: Tycho | Album: Dive

^^^

I mean.... I’m no expert on Furby, but I’d guess this thing is nowhere near as good as a furby in bed.

My niece has never liked any toys that talked or made weird sounds. She’d look at them suspiciously, and then back away saying “No?”. Then she’d shake and scream if it kept up.

Apparently, the first coming happens after the hatchimal finishes it’s sexual breathing and asking you to fuck it.

Perhaps this one picked up that particular breathing pattern and vocalizations while hidden away in mom and dad’s closet before Christmas?

so its pretty much like Furby, except Furby also give you dirty sexual looks.

It’s saying “Fuck me, you should have gotten the NES Classic instead, dipshit.”

“What’s wrong with this dude though?”

I mean, sure, she could probably find some gold-digging asshole.

Things my three cats have pulled this year:

This is the sound of one hand crapping

David Attenborough