Does the dogshit do the Hotline Bling dance? Important part of the decision.

I would be all over that. Also, removable head, so I can pose with either Helmet or Head on.

Alternative Destiny sales method: you pay $190 for a mystery box, which could contain one of these figures. Or it could contain an old newspaper and piece of dog shit.

Bungie *used* to do that with Halo waaaay back in the day. They actually had a specific forum set aside for people who received the banhammer to fight the fact they got it. They could post their info and say what happened to them was unfair, and the Bungie employee in charge of that thread would publicly reply with…

This tiny but tough feminist cat rules the house, all six or seven pounds of her:

Theo would love to get to know you better. He’s happy to hear all about feminism, as long as you feed him first. He’d totally contribute equally in the kitchen, except all the food is stored too high.

And the other people had been living their lives for years with loves, relationships, connections, hopes, and dreams—and all that was taken from them. So that’s less tragic than a kid?

I have wished more than once that victims of these sorts of attacks in Muslim-majority countries would get the same coverage that we give to victims of domestic terror attacks. Show us their pictures. Tell us their names and their stories. Let us cry over these murdered children the way we cried over the murdered…

Didn’t take long for “That Guy” to show up

NY subway escalators give me tons of practice letting go of inner rage. Seriously. I specifically pick a few patience related mantras to work on before visiting. If I lived in NY, I’d be the most chill person ever.

I work in a major city, I walk with a cane, and I need to hold the escalator with my right hand, so I need to stand on the right. I’be been on the receiving end of that brand of “excuse me” on a daily basis for years, most often by people who never look back to see who they’re shaming.

You don’t think you missed your connecting flight because your first flight was either delayed on departure from the origin or arrival at the connection?

They need to make a PSA so AHoles don’t blast their music on the train. We all don’t want to hear your jams.

I don’t understand why people are starring this and patting you on that back. The first description of a Camry as an appliance is probably older than you. You’re regurgitating a paragraph that has literally been written thousands of times over in the automotive world.

SMART Car —

I judge people primarily on their reason for buying their car. I look for faulty logic, level of research and thought, and personal taste. It’s OK for them to have a different opinion, it’s not OK for them to be flat out wrong.

Well, the inside of my car is always spotless, but being a black car, the outside is always dirty. Perpetually dirty. Like within an hour of washing it. Don’t buy a black car.

I thought that was her best song in years.

SVP, now my favorite anchor for going scorched earth on Skip.

Skip is huddled in a corner with his troll juice.