At first glance I read that image as “Project Caucasians”. I was so upset for a split second, lol.

“I never claimed to be ‘John Baron.’”

That was the weirdest press conference I’ve ever seen outside of the context of a gay sex scandal from a family values candidate.

“I never said six!”

Relevant:

I love when Fahey oversees the weekend stuff, but there were so many quality articles to read over the weekend from you guys, it was great!

Good job.

Thanks so much to everyone! It was fun getting to chat with a lot of you.

Good work, you two.

Whatever you do from this point forward, never let your quills dull; you’ve got talent, and the ability to both capture and respond to an audience.

Those things are rare.

Please continue to develop them, wherever your lives and professional pathways may take you.

Regards,
-A Recently Retired English…

Good stuff guys. Usually weekends on Kotaku are kinda dull, especially on a Sunday since it’s “ghost town day”. Suffice to say I had more fun this weekend just refreshing every hour than I have had any other time I’ve spent on this site.

1999 was your childhood? I feel old as hell now.. my gamer childhood was all about the NES.

For myself, I love stealth in this sort of game and get extremely aggravated when a game forces you into conflict with enemies that know where you are, especially after spending so much time stealthily wiping everyone else out.

His name is Greg. He lives in Seattle.

I think it’s better if we win over the readers first. Then they’ll alllllll fall in line :D

The only other option was a drinking bird.

Such a shame we got you instead.

He’s in a room full of lawyers. And sometimes you need to talk over that judge, if only to demand your rights as a potential defendant. Moreover, there is almost always an Administrative Judge who oversees the other judges.

Danger Doom was my first hip hop record proper. I remember seeing it advertised via Adult Swim bumps, and a little while later I saw it at a Best Buy. I was probably 9 or 10. I got roped in by Meatwad and Space Ghost, and came out the other end starting my journey towards being a head. Without this record, hip hop…

I can’t watch the video but the part about attractiveness seems a bit like a dad joke gone wrong. Like “of course she’d have to be pretty! After all, the only reason I’ve done so well is because of how hot I am!” *dad chuckle*