If there's grass on the field, eat it.

Now that it's in the dumpster, Cubs' fans can finally have their cake and eat it too.

I've made a huge mistake

And yet you, ostensible white person, would never walk up to a Native American and call them redskin, however innocuous you believe the term to be.

ESPN has responded with a SportsScience piece, two 30-for-30 films about the incident, and a debate between Skip Bayless and a straw-man about whether shouting "Horn" or using an actual buzzer would make Tim Tebow a better baller than LeBron.

Surprised this is coming out already. Usually it takes Tallahassee forever to respond to a rape.

Never change, Pop. You God damn national treasure, you.

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I feel no sorrow for this crew considering their party consisted of a couple of bottles of Coors Light and a bag of Lays.