How the hell does one give a blow-job in a pool without drowning?

" I've seen a dead person whom I knew when I was alive,"

We are pretty ridiculous when it comes to our bodies. Good on them for trying. I know nothing of Australian law, but would the university have been prosecuted for pornography or anything, letting this be published? Just trying to figure out why the kerfuffle.

It has never made sense to me how a rucksack (or a purse, as it's called now in gendered terms) came to be a woman's object.

I just call everything bags. My girlfriend has a bag, I have a bag, my stepson has a bag.

Noooo that is a terrible dream! Sorry for reminding you of that. Maybe you just need to watch him dressed as a peacock to help you forget about the dream.

For Jesus said, "Fuck those plebes who make us money! If they want health care, let them use bootstraps, verily. Boil them down into an herbal tea or something."

This is precisely why access to health insurance should not be tied to full-time employment. Total BS.

Well, on the catwalk

Sexism aside (because others have covered it well)- I HATE the "You can do anything, even if you aren't particularly suited for it!" narrative. I'm all for trying a variety of activities and giving it your all, but sometimes we just aren't going to be the best. We need more movies that show us that we can get respect…

Mr. Ruby and I still live like we are on our honeymoon, and it works, people!

For your next dinner party, impress your guests with ipads for plates. If your screensaver is a picture of the meal; even better! Nothing is less calories than digital food.

in the parallel universe in which I actually own an Hermes scarf, I probably would have so much money that I wouldn't really give a fuck if I ruined it. Hermes scarf filled with cronuts, Birkin bag to carry my cat, wearing Minolos to hike through a muddy trail, put my Burberry raincoat down over a puddle for an…

Ladies, as an offering of Scoliosis support (2 of my sisters have it, 1 braced case, 1 slight case). A 75 yo woman of my acquaintance, who has had severe scoliosis all her life (was never treated as a younger woman), had her spine surgically corrected this past year. After a 4 month recovery, she's doing fabulously…

Americans tend to miss this bit as well:

Is Piper really supposed to be the relatable one? Boy, have I been watching it wrong.

This whole article would be much less perplexing if the purpose of the product was mentioned before the end of the article. But after that, I'm having pretty much the same train of thought.

My partner is 15 years older than me and what I have found is that we contribute to the relationship and to our shared home equally (financially and chore wise) so there is no power issue between us. We are both very egalitarian and respect each other. For a relationship with an age difference to work you have to be…

Can I do a simultaneous eyeroll and yawn? Also how utterly cliche and predictable.

You lost me at "gluten-free." As someone who actually HAS Celiac Disease, it's extremely frustrating to see people use my medical condition as a way for them to lose weight. First of all, food is food. Eat too much of anything and you will gain weight.