While I mostly agree, there is something to be said for being fluent in "assholeish"

Is anyone else bothered by the phrasing here? No way to treat "a lady"? I feel like the shitty, misogynist response to this ad is like "well, she ain't no lady." Dunno. It irks me.

There is no point to babies if you cannot smell the top of their heads. It's the best part.

It's not real love unless it is declared with a neck tattoo, Erin. I'm so glad you understand that. Too many do not.

I would like to adopt some day. We're having trouble conceiving, and my family has a history of adoption, with both an aunt and a cousin adopted on my mother's side. But approaching adoption, you are presented with a confusing mass of ethical questions. A lot of organizations seem to discourage interracial…

You will notice that not one of those media outlets listed is an actual LGBTQ media outlet, because this shit sounds straight as hell.

I don't have time today, but she also needs your stories. She needs to stay on-topic, otherwise they'll end her filibuster, so if you can share your 500-word story, it'll help keep her going.

Well I hope you know I wasn't trying to belittle it. Frankly that does sound like it could be traumatizing, of sorts. Much more traumatizing than what I thought, which was that babies were made by kissing. :)

ME TOO!! Hi neighbors!!! I'm resisting the urge to run outside and find him.

Oh that's right near my house too!

Right? I came on to post, "This is what happens when you hire incompetent PR people"

I look after a 94-year-old white woman who has managed to never say the n-word or any other racist thing in the years I have known her. And she has dementia. Paula Deen has no excuse.

You know what? I am sick and tired of hearing about Paula Deen being "an old ass southern white woman." This is ageist. Her age has NOTHING to do with her ignorance. I am a 60 year old southern white woman and I know better. Your ageism is not very different from her racism. You are insulting an entire faction…

I like it, I'll take it. Especially the 25K donation to RAINN.

I always do gift cards to wherever their registry is at for weddings. The reasons are multiple:

If everything on the registry is too expensive for me, I typically get a gift card to where they're registered with a value that's withing my budget so they can use it toward the $1,364,599 Swarovski picture frame they registered for . . . . for instance.

I'm a meat eater who cooks almost exclusively vegan at home - cause it tastes good, it's easy and it's cheap. No nut bags involved.

My boyfriend, upon hearing that lyric, responded with, "You know, if I were a god, I *might* request something else."

Are we really saying the U.S. college system is too rigorous? I don't know about you guys, but even working jobs between classes for four years, I felt like I didn't really understand sleep deprivation and stress until after graduation. College is a cakewalk compared to real life.

Exactly. He was basically an IT guy with a GED.