Exactly. I have made the choice to keep a lot of people out of my life just because I know letting them in will cause needless anxiety and pain. It helps me enjoy the other parts of my life so much more.

I think a lot of people need to be reminded regularly that you are not a bad person for choosing not to be treated poorly. I need to cross stitch that and hang it prominently, myself.

My mind broke on 5/9 after comey’s firing. Hyper ventilating and freaking out. I did not hold it together. This is not normal

That is a very chilling prophecy. I’ve had several relatives die of breast cancer in just the last decade, and each had a horrible horrible end. I don’t think I won’t ever have that wash of relief every time I perform a self-breast exam without finding anything.

I think Larry came after Colbert left.

The clip of the nauseous homophobe is one of my favorite things ever. 

Samantha Bee over everything

This made me stay late last night, so great to see them together, Sam and John are currently killing it, but Stephen is good too, I loved when Jon addressed the FCC complaint, he refuses the idea that a comedian should be held in the same standards as a politician. 

Does the last paragraph start with “In conclusion...”

honestly, the more I learn about Ivanka, the more I realize I know a looooooooooot of people who would do the exact same in her shoes.

I’m going to fucking die: “Rename your Anxiety Excitement.”

Sad!

It pisses me off when Trump’s Stepford Daughter says “we” as if I have, or want to have, anything in common with her

When practicing for the RNC, I lined my kids up on the couch and made them listen to me countless times!

Borrowing other people’s ideas for your writing is the sincerest form of flattery!

Great article! I commented earlier that this book is in the grand tradition of books that are written and sold exclusively for corporate HR and sales managers to distribute to their staff as part of some kind of mandatory seminar. No one reads them, no one opens them, they’re basically props.

They’re not filming—it was kind of a bait-and-switch. They were all together for a photoshoot. They haven’t confirmed a second season, and I really, really hope they won’t.

I was hoping they’d do an entirely different story with new characters etc.

Wait, you mean the Catholic church isn’t this flexible, morphing, hang-loose kinda religion? Then what the fuck were all those guitar masses all about in the 70s?!?

To each their own. I hope she has gotten help for her OCD because I know that is a real bitch (by living with someone who has OCD)