What if we just give the south to Mexico? Maybe throw in Ohio as a bonus?

Gross.

Yes!! See also: am I texting too much? Am I annoying? That kid in 8th grade said my laugh is stupid, IS THAT IT??

Where do you live, lol, cause I’m down!

It’s so awkward. I made a new friend recently and I’m still on pins and needles about it.

Seconding this! Making new friends as an adult is damn near impossible.

We are on negotiations.

“Spunky”. Spunky. That says it all. The whole Love&Beauty-heals-Beast concept is sickening and damaging to women.

You’d probably have problems with it then, since he’s the main antagonist. I liked it, it was well written and perfectly paced.

Me neither even though I follow him on Twitter and he seems like a reasonably intelligent, engaging fellow. I think it might be Scandal’s fault.

So does Neil Gorsuch.

Spunk(iness) should be enjoyed behind closed doors

I went to see The Belko Experiment instead. It was me and seven dudes, none of whom laughed with me at the funny parts.

Sad!

(alternate title)

Trump would dig that gold chair though. As we speak he’s having it shipped to the oval office (of doom).

proving once and for all that women love beasts.

because you (not me) smuggled wine into the theater