I liked Schitt’s Creek fine but the last two seasons didn’t have any laugh out loud moments. I still enjoyed the show, but WWDITS had me cracking up several times in every episode this season. I just can’t believe Jackie Daytona didn’t sweep the awards.

See also: Kellyanne Conway

The captain has been trying to sell you on his rum sausage for years. Why do you think he is standing like that? I mean c’mon, “Got a little Captain in you?”. The “little Captain”? Does he need to spell it out? 

It’s really starting to bug the crap out of me whenever I see a movie like this called a “remake.” Just because the book was adapted before, this is another adaptation of the book (which the trailer itself even says), not a remake of that film. It’s not like we call every adaptation of, say, The Three Musketeers a…

My gender reveal was when my OBGYN held up my slimy kid in front of my face, and I said, “Oh hey that’s a penis.”

I don’t understand how no one she knew growing up — family member, friend, high school reunion committee — didn’t bring this to anyone’s attention.

She has most certainly likely stolen WOCs’ work, tone policed them, spoken over them, and probably stolen their parking spot, promotion, and lunch out of the fridge. It’s never just one egregious act with these types.

As I said elsewhere, this is the most unbelievable part of the story: No one gave him up. That has to be the most trustworthy inner circle in the history of Hollywood.

That’s the next big idea: A cucumber sandwich based food truck. Order six in a Cumber Batch.

Chromakey has for far too long explicitly used this (or at least an amazingly close to this) shade of green. Thus, the shorthand used is frequently “Greenscreen”. You put someone and anything else you plan to work on in that shade and it makes it very easy for the program to edit. Even if Melania - a former model…

Melania’s dress is white and gold.

I’m really upset reading these spoilers for the 2nd season of Righteous Gemstones

This story is jaw-dropping.

I am very proud of and grateful to Ocasio-Cortez for nominating Sanders, and I hope that she continues to realize many of his dreams for this country during a very long and successful career.

An interesting world we live in, where a former waitress who works their way through college is elitist, and a second generation millionaire who lived in an actual tower of gold, is not.

Sure the internet laughs about it now but the war with the Frizzies was no joke in 1979!

This should come as a surprise to NOBODY who remembers that the scandal that ruined his ex wife (Sarah Ferguson) for years involved just that: photos of her post-separation boyfriend sucking her toes. So Andrew having a foot fetish? Obviously - as does Fergie. It all makes perfect sense.

Men feel emasculated wearing masks, and the risk of having one’s lungs fill with fatal amounts of fluid is worth it to avoid looking like a dweeb. Following safety guidelines is weak or something.

If you think 60k is a lot, wait till you hear how much the Friends producers invested per episode in the “nobody’s thrown Ross into an active volcano” joke.

Ok what if I just sold my only cow?