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They certainly had the travel plans before they knew Alice would be a finalist. Perhaps one of them was in the wedding party, or it was a sibling or other important family member.

Why did they keep calling Steff’s Black Forest Cake “retro” and “vintage”? It seems like a pretty standard cake from my US perspective. Do they no longer have it in the UK despite their love of chocolate with fruit?

I kept expecting the WWII ladies to yell “Sucks to your ass-mar!”

I got freaked out by pre-show parental advisories. Their tone always seemed somewhat menacing and implied I’d see something disturbing.

Their “Have it your way!” examples were holding the pickles or the lettuce. That was as far as ‘70s restaurants would go with customer nonsense.  

It was so frowned upon to ask for special orders in the 70s that Burger King based a whole ad campaign about how they WOULD do them.

Let’s get rid of “on acid” as well

Didn’t realize it was no longer one tbh, because of the name. 

And how do you put all those choux balls on upside down? Did she somewhat counterintuitively think that’s the way they go?

You’re not even allowed to do that. One time my laptop auto-played something and the flight attendant was there in two seconds telling me to turn it off.

They shouldn’t be able to leave the bottom of the springform pan on like that.

This is the second time this week a woman doing something amazing has been minimized as simply “doing her job” (the first being Biden in the debates).

Oh, good, Richard Berman can now lobby freely without worrying about what his estranged son thinks. What an asshole.

Mel and Sue said in interviews that when people had meltdowns, they’d stand around them yelling obscenities so the cameras wouldn’t have usable footage. Time for Noel and Fake Sue to get on it.

I’ve heard better excuses on “To Catch a Predator.”

There was a ‘70s Dannon yogurt commercial where the kid says “Mine tastes like purple” that was on a LOT but sadly it doesn’t seem to be online. Where my fellow Olds at?

She lost, probably not the best example here. 

Do you think a 58-year-old female comedian from SNL could run for Senate, never having held political office before, and win?

Their pizzas all kinda sucked too. They looked like cafeteria pizzas, certainly nothing impressive.