You can also leave the slow cooker lid slightly askew so the steam escapes

Poor Barron’s punishment is not just taking his fruity vape away, but banning *all the fruity vapes in the entire country*. Seems like using a sledgehammer to kill an ant, and that certainly won’t make him popular at school.

I think something similar when I watch scenes of women lotioning themselves up before bed.

Yes, people lie about cancer. Have you not seen Seinfeld?

But if you’re at someone’s house drinking in anticipation of sports, that’s not tailgating, that’s a party, right?

She should have bought Kramer’s life stories.

<<And then, similarly, you can say, ‘I’m a freelance writer and I’m looking for beauty opportunities,’ to write about beauty or something>>

Hey, thanks! I started lurking there now and then around the Mante Te’o drama, which was a great non-sports sports story.

As a non-sports fan, isn’t tailgating supposed to be outside in a parking lot, where he clearly does not seem to be? Is he really tailgating? This isn’t Deadspin so I feel okay asking.

<<Although critics find her style off-putting, Warren has shown an ability to connect with audiences>>

Exactly. This is the latest iteration of the once-a-decade “ASCAP Sues Girl Scouts!” scare story.

I really think the song “One Bad Apple” confused a couple generations about this. 

THANK YOU. “Ask for forgiveness, not permission” is another one that wasn’t commonly used back then.

<<For that matter how was the underground portion of the facility even built without anyone noticing? >>

I half-expected this to be about him as well

I thought this would be about the scourge of “This isn’t a question but more of a comment...”

You can still listen to the original, which is better anyway

They’re still serving fast food in the White House, even after the government shutdown? So that whole thing was not just for show, but also a pretense for Trump to get his McDonalds and Chick-fil-A in there?

“666" was a friggin’ answer tonight. EXPLAIN THAT ONE, TREBEK.