“666" was a friggin’ answer tonight. EXPLAIN THAT ONE, TREBEK.

Would you have written about her if she had really gone to Coachella? No you would not.

And what if, say, 420 is the exact bet you need to make in order to win by one dollar or tie or whatever, but you end up losing because you can’t bet it?

I mean, I’d be pissed if someone plopped a five-gallon bucket on the table and carried it around to the club

He didn’t. From the linked Vulture article: <<Responding to a jokester on Twitter who expressed admiration of Jennings’s penchant for wagering $69 in his Final Jeopardy rounds (to be clear, he sadly never did)>>

Isn’t this the plot of “Green Room”?

I took this as more of a “Women in Rock”-style parody.

He’s claiming to be Goth, not punk, so I’d suggest a “She’s in Parties” T-shirt instead. The guy is only ex-Goth by Presidential candidate standards; he’s just a normal dude who listened to the Smiths and the Cure in the way-too-late-for-them-to-be-cool ’90s.

Regardless of the political leanings, I’d be mortified if my spouse said my boss sucked while at the company holiday party, let alone publishing a whole op-ed about it.

And a crossbody without ALSO having the short straps on it, which just look stupid. Nobody wants to use those short straps. You really want give up a whole arm or hand’s usefulness for no real reason?

I thought the same thing. He not only has a team, but one who’s at his house when he’s not even there? Then I realized it’s probably his buddies who were crashing on the couch.

The sterilization water bath is just boiling the jars in water for ten minutes. You probably want to do it before gifting jams to your friends who’re used to hanging on to the same jar of Welch’s for a year.

Is Bella holding, or trying to evoke holding, a coke spoon and mirror?

I thought the same thing. If they’re leaving stuff, aren’t they the opposite of a bandit?

Yes, they are Doc Martens

You really think he uses Spellcheck after seeing “hamberder”? He just guessed and got lucky.

This is the exact reason why they usually do include the suspect’s middle name, hence why it seems like all murderers have three names (one of them often being “Wayne”).

That’s what the French Cut is for. Just scoot that thing over in the beach bathroom.

<<I’m just worried about a future in which everyone in Brooklyn looks exactly the same, because everyone just bought the same outfit that Bella Hadid wore.>>

I agree the Stones got too much, but the Verve had gone ahead and written a new song over the existing Stones song, didn’t get the proper permissions and released it on their album. It would have been an easy scenario for them to avoid in many ways.