Kellyanne herself looked much healthier before she got involved with Trump. This is less than three years ago:

Did you not read Henry Miller? It has to be made in France to be Dijon!

They are really marketing to the wrong demographic. Twentysomethings already have dewy skin and naturally flushed cheeks. If you’re in your 40s or up, their makeup is great for adding back a little youthful glow or blush or eyebrow thickness.

Agreed that this is a very common topic of discussion in the punk rock world, ESPECIALLY in the ’90s when Beto was part of it.

One day a gym teacher saw O’Rourke on the rowing machine and persuaded him to row crew. The sport fed an unmet desire in O’Rourke for discipline and purity. He became a “monk,” he says, moving into a solitary dorm room, getting up at six A.M. to train every day, and drinking protein shakes to gain weight.

I don’t understand Team Chocolate Milk. It’s not a particular brand of chocolate milk sponsoring the team? It’s just the general concept of chocolate milk? 

How did you resist writing “to much”?

Hat, schmat, there is no scenario more interesting than baby goats

He moved in there in the first place, so his attitude may have evolved in this area

The film is “Bad Ronald”

There was also a razor in his Halloween candy.

<<Part of the humor was a group of young adults in the hippest city in the country basically living and acting like tired, jaded old people. They hung out in a coffee shop and argued over tipping and whether soup counted as a meal. >>

I’m guessing this is one of those guys who monitors his vital signs hourly and lives off uperfood amino acids, like in that article from a few weeks back

Yeah I’m sure there were cavemen who never revisited their one night stand’s caves, but “ghosting” as a term is probably 10-15 years old.

I don’t know who she was talking to back then, but people were definitely ghosting in 1995.

<<It’s perfect for placing on hot dogs, because ketchup, as you know, inarguably belongs on a ketchup.>>

That’s the Martin Bashir documentary, “Living With Michael Jackson”

<<Two Instagrammers, both alike in dignity, in fair America where we lay our scene, from three-year-old dick runs break to new mutiny, where vaginal footpaths make social media feeds unclean.>>

Yes, indeed it is. That’s why they cast a tremendously charismatic, heartthrob actor to play him here.