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Yes, indeed it is. That’s why they cast a tremendously charismatic, heartthrob actor to play him here.

Thanks for bringing me to my census. 

Is the eggcorn “one in the same” or am I missing a better one?

Truth. And without Beavis & Butthead, we never would have had the great Daria.

And for the Gen X-ers out there:

Right You don’t get to go *anywhere* at awards shows without the proper credentials/laminate/wristband. Especially the red carpet. She was supposed to be exactly where she was. 

Ariana Grande is a terrible offender too. It’s sadder because she’s young and her old face was really cute. 

I’m quite certain that members of Skull & Bones never engaged in any silly-seeming shenanigans.

I need this printed on a T-shirt

Malerman’s band does the theme song to the US version of “Shameless”

I assumed she took him to go live at the grocery store.

That may very well be true, but how does that apply to disclosing this info to the readers of Jezebel? Are you saying that she believes her journalistic opinion could be colored by her working at the same place someone else worked at years earlier?

Are you saying you drink eggnog with oil in it?

It’s always Beatles vs. Stones. Do kids today no longer know this?

Why is that something that would need to be disclosed? There’s no conflict of interest here. 

I’m pleasantly surprised DLR’s even talking about “power women” at all, or even any woman who’s not a hot teacher or cryin’ Jamie.

I think what you’re getting at is: He has CHARAZZZZZMA

Good point. Gotta balance out this administration somehow.

<<(Full disclosure: Ortega was previously an editor at the Village Voice, where I also worked, several years after his tenure.)>>