Rollins got it right.

Here’s Camilla Parker-Bowles’ daughter. Hideous! Good thing these genes didn’t get into the Royal Family.

Yes, this one

And always ending the call without saying goodbye. Rude!

Are you forgetting someone named... Danny Zuko?

I was really hoping for an “Atlanta” sketch. In particular a drop-in from:

I loved how she sang about things like ghosting (“Fuck & Run”) back when there wasn’t even a term for it, it wasn’t really represented in art, yet was part of so many women’s experiences.

Can’t we just use “free-ass motherfucker”?

YEAHHHHH.

Perhaps not. I’ll bet you the shiny buffalo nickel I found on the floor of my Model T.

Back in my day, the heyday of “Whoa,” we only had one “Whoa” for both usages. “Woah” is a misspelling that’s unfortunately catching on. The three guys you mention definitely are “Whoa”-ers because that’s how it was spelled back then.

Why can’t she get her six months free digital subscription like every other Amazon Prime user? Save a tree, Katy.

I wish we could stop the scourge of “woah.” It’s spelled “whoa” and if you don’t believe me, ask Merriam-Webster:

I assumed it was a new social media marketing company or streaming service.

I’m getting some boxed wine and a hamburger bun with a slice of cheese on it. I am IN!

He looked okay in the ’80s though. Not saying he had a great personality or smarts, but a reasonable person could find the man in this photo attractive.

The three for $500 deal is only before 1 am. After 1 am, you’re more likely to be in a state to make decisions like buying 10 bottles of booze for $2500.

But what will this mean for Chuck Tingle?