What’s the point of a #LOHAN or #LLOHAN hashtag on a site that’s all Lindsay Lohan? What are you searching for? The Lohan stuff?

If you can’t remember what was just in the article, how are you going to remember if you turned off your stove? Maybe you should go check.

Oh yeah? Speak for yourself!

<<When I lived in Saudi Arabia I was only a boy (79-81)>>

Oh come on, people!

Who wants to be a president or a king? Me!

I suspect she did a lot of freebie/low-paying freelance writing while working those retail jobs, and built up enough of a writing resume to get a full-time editing job. Journalism seems like one area where you can make the switch this way. 

Don’t forget, you only have to think about that stuff for seven seconds now.

Anyone see this guy today?

And her initial pre-fame, pre-Kurt starring role in “Straight to Hell,” with her original (and I think much cuter) face.

And also because of satellite broadcasting, which technically means the show’s being broadcast from space and not from earth. It sound weird but there’s people who’ll sue over anything (like being embarrassed by Tyra).

Let’s not forget about Sweet Baby James.

<<For just $11,900 a month you can purchase one degree of separation between you and being Anthony Weiner’s roommate>>

I’m sure before appearing on the show the contestants sign an airtight contract saying they may be commented upon negatively, their performance edited, etc. That’s pretty standard for anything reality.

I thought this was going to be about the “W” patch they ripped off from Weezer, which was in turn ripped off from Van Halen.

I wish someone had showed up in ’80s era Boy George-dress-looking Comme des Garcon, which is what I always think of when I hear that name:

Oh man, I thought this was going to be about those two glorious weekends like five years ago when then-Deadspin editor AJ Daulerio took over Jezebel. Now that was some spectacular commenting.