I wish someone had showed up in ’80s era Boy George-dress-looking Comme des Garcon, which is what I always think of when I hear that name:

Oh man, I thought this was going to be about those two glorious weekends like five years ago when then-Deadspin editor AJ Daulerio took over Jezebel. Now that was some spectacular commenting.

The Avon ladies should cool it with hugging and kissing the Cerberus folks if it makes them uncomfortable. I don’t care if it’s their culture; women don’t want a bunch of guys manhandling them and this is no different. They can hug each other if they’re feeling so affectionate.

The stepmother is terrible, but if you haven’t already seen it, go go go watch her in the also amazing “Peep Show.”

Ugh, even that is an insult to 45s.

The one who gives me serious cognitive dissonance is young Karl Rove. How can this be??

<<Reuters reports that the “bromance”(their words, not mine) brewing between Putin and Trump has cooed as of late.>> 

Hello, At the Drive In is FOR The Olds; this is their reunion. They are also awesome. This is from 2000.

It’s hard to remember now, but when he first started he was considered this super hot news hunk:

All I see is her awesomeness from “Bosom Buddies.”

You better not let Pennsyltucky hear that joke.

Seriously. If your grandmother showed you a photo of her at the Selma March, wouldn’t you think that’s amazing? Or would you roll your eyes because she had her photo taken? Maybe people were excited to be part of history and wanted to record it.

Hey, I was ready to complain that “Two of Hearts” is actually by Stacey Q.

Actually you haven’t read the actual article, because if you did you’d know she was not sexually harassed (nor “the one who sexual harassed”). She knew about the harassment and refused to cover it up, and because of that he fired her and she sued.