A woman... in business!?! What a concept!

EXACTLY.

Kind of a rip-off of these much-more appealing flower gelatin desserts that are pretty easy to find (minus the appealing flower part):

The best thing AJ Daulerio did in his time at the Gawker empire were the two weekends he spent substitute editing Jezebel while editor of Deadspin. I’ve never seen any group go from collective freak-out to collective dying-to-hate-fuck as swiftly and dramatically as the Jezebel commenters those weekends. It was really…

On the left are (were) Ariana Grande’s “natural features,” which tbh probably would have aged into something that looks less like a weird grownup-baby hybrid.

Oh cool, my Wham! license plates came in.

And Speed Racer.

I was hoping you were Andrew Eldritch in ladies’ underwear.

<<The slogan’s origination is from Jane Lurie’s and Marizel Rios’ Labyris Books (1972) and Cowan’s image of Alix Dobkin was used with permission.>>

Wouldn’t this include the rights to reproduce the painting though? That would make that money back pretty quickly.

“That’s the sneeze guard. You have to lean under it to get salads or to sneeze on stuff.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Tip…

I knew I was a Mary Poppins before I even read the descriptions. This recent Onion article sums me up:

I’m surprised it’s taken so long for “ghosting” to be a term, since it’s not exactly a new thing. Preach it, Liz!!

I never see him in any of these "Dead Dudes I'd Bang" lists, but Modigliani was super hot. Although he looks like the type of brooding, sexy artist asshole who'd paint an elongated portrait of you and then not call and it'd be awkward when you see him and Jeanne Hebuterne out at the cafe two weeks later: