your daughter deserves a car on her 16th birthday for taking you out of the running.

as another person in ‘recovery’, congratulations! holidays can be soooo difficult, so good on you for keeping it drama free and HAPPY! 

as another person in ‘recovery’, congratulations! holidays can be soooo difficult, so good on you for keeping it drama free and HAPPY! 

i work overnights at a shelter and i’m having to stifle my laughter because the guests are asleep.

this needs to become a movie or a book or SOMETHING. it is both horrifying and fabulous (in terms of storytelling).

honestly, it is perfection for describing much of my life.

i love canned cranberry ‘sauce’. the ridges make it easy/kind of fun to portion out.

i like the way you think. and am totally going to try the cream of chicken.

that must have been horrible and i feel kind of bad laughing at that last line. on a related note, my family all got food poisoning from a hotel breakfast buffet, on the day we were all heading out post-christmas. it hit my aunt and grandmother in middle-of-nowhere oklahoma. they eventually had to find an ER for my…

i follow the same tradition. luckily, i work PT at a seasonal homeless shelter and many of our volunteers are college students. they go home for the holidays and i pick up a lot of the slack. granted, i’d pick up the shifts even if i liked my family but i don’t and the built in excuse is FAB. U. LOUS!

oh, jillian. i play the same peacemaker/asshole role in my family and, fuck it all, if it isn’t exhausting. good luck!

happy ending , indeed. bullet dodged.

fuck. just.....fuck.

filters are fucking overrated! 

are you my cousin? because that’s some straight up bullshit my mom would pull. i’m SO sorry.

if i promise to stand in line in an orderly fashion, may i take a big old swing, too? pretty, pretty please.

i’m so sorry for your loss but that IS one hell of a gift.

yep. you ain’t just whistling dixie, as my racist, narcissist family would say.

absolutely. for this episode, the loudest lol was at the following exchange:

you couldn’t be bothered to read all of their comment but somehow *could* be bothered to reply to it. and you weren’t content to merely voice your opinion, you were a dick about it, as well. lazy, judgemental and overtly assholish. what a great combination.