fwiw, give it a try but, should it not work out, DO NOT GIVE IN TO THE GUILT. so many people have given me shit about me severing ties with my mother. to paraphrase (heaven help me) woody allen, it’s a good thing i only had one mother because i wouldn’t have survived two.

and that’s why i no longer, and never will, speak to mine.

spelled that way? i mean, it is iowa, so probably.

why? because they expressing their honest opinion? about death? the ‘ultra-religious’ spend their lifetimes telling others how they should live. condemning people different than they are. but, sure, this person saying what they think online is SOOOO MUCH WORSE than a lifetime spent preaching intolerance.

that’s not nearly enough vodkas...

repeat after me. msg has been found to interact with maoi’s. therefore, people who have an innate predisposition for low levels of monoamine oxidase would clearly be at risk for the same symptoms caused by the drug interaction. like, for example, headaches. but you know best!

+1 Professor Atmos P.H. Ear

+1 monty python

fried catfish and scrambled eggs is the BEST breakfast ever. this is a hill on which i will gladly die.

*guffaw* i’m wiping away tears.

wait a minute. i’m from amarillo and...fuck it, you’re absolutely correct.

as a woman, fuck paul. and not in the fun way.

+1 for a (perhaps unintentional) reference to the office.

it might be a tad wordy for a t-shirt but fuck it. i NEED one. that is eloquence. * chef’s kiss*

which is an EXTRA helping of irony on this shit sandwich, given how this country came to be.

3 words - rosalind fucking franklin!

*intents and purposes jesus fucking christ. if you’re going to be a racist, at least be a coherent racist. also, idiot, not all politicians are america ‘haters’. if you love something, if you feel strongly about something, you WORK TO MAKE IT BETTER.

+1 and Nine, NINE!

i read that the pH is above 8, that’s coming from the company dumping there.

any 33 year old who ‘dates’ a teen is a horrible piece of shit.