ok, jim, log off now.

his claims that he did the actions of which he is accused.

the honeypot in which his head got stuck....

i swear to god, if patrick stewart turns out to be a dick, i’ll open a vein. 

because he hasn’t admitted it. oh, it was a joke and i forgot i was torturing....ummm, disciplining...the dog. right. he might be innocent.

yeah...because he ‘forgot’ about the dog.

why would the group who holds most of the power want to change their working strategy? 

1) glad to see you out of the greys.

no, they aren’t. but thanks for shoeing us all you don’t know a thing about addiction.

i remember a donut/penis scenario, as well. she’s fucking fabulous. 

this is the most severely underrated comment i’ve seen in a good while.

as someone who has suffered from severe, treatment resistant depression in the past, thank you for the laugh. well done!

no. harris is a non-starter because of her history. over a five year period, she sent over 1500 people to STATE PRISON for marijuana offenses. fuck her. you shouldn’t get to be president building your legacy off the shattered lives of others.

PETA....killing thousands of animals per year. what a great organization. /s

beer? i graduated to vodka months and months ago. my liver loves me.

because the career opportunities for former stay at home mothers are phenomenal. fuck him. he wanted a wife and mother to run his household. that is WORTH ACTUAL MONEY. you know what he could do to avoid alimony and child support? show up, be a man and pull his fair share.

+1 sex panther

are you REALLY as stupid as your comments make you seem?  or are you simply a bad troll?

you don’t see any irony in your comment, do you? 

if that were the case, then why aren’t they comparing phelps to other male athletes? he’s an outlier, even amoung other swimmers but nobody suggests he physically/chemically ‘hobble’ himself.