nope. that’s pure zoolander ‘blue steel’.

the gold digging liar who donated most of her settlement. logic tracks.

i was unaware that shooting unarmed civilians was the job of the police. live an learn, i suppose.

everyone hates the person who won the popular vote?

thank you for this. you have made me realize that there is no finer way for me to spend my friday night than with this movie, some good vodka and even better comfort food.

you’ve written a great response but, as an fyi, baracka obama is a troll. 

nah, he’s up to killing mammals by this point. guaranteed.

i laugh/cried so heartily that 3 people have stopped in to see if i’m ok. thank you. 

i drink like this pretty much constantly nowadays. but, as the great donna meagol would say, TREAT YO SELF!

she said she didn’t JUST want white men. big difference, snowflake.

wow....your life is very, very sad. you do know that NONE of this is real. it’s all make believe.

because nobody EVER lies about any personal characteristics on the internet.

constructed of genuine faux leather.

^this^ i don’t necessarily care that he pays for sexual interactions. i care that he chooses this particular venue with intent.

i’m about halfway through ‘the postmortal’ and it’s excellent.

the ‘bad stuff’ doesn’t just hang out in the liver/kidneys forever. it’s excreted. those organs aren’t a permanent repository for toxins. 

i wholeheartedly agree with this argument. combined with drew’s correct ‘geese are assholes’ take, my right to eat foie gras with a spoon - fuck toast points - is the hill on which i gladly choose to die.

no. they aren’t. that simply incorrect. 

espoused from the armchair of survivorship bias. you’re a troll, obviously, but those who aren’t can easily google the ravages of polio.

circumcision doesn’t save lives and prevent horrible, disfiguring diseases. vaccines do. nice try.