this and the refill the britta were gold. and carden is my new hero.

yes. it is.

pretty sexist accurate to describe THIS 45 y/o male political operative as a ghoul. FTFY

this is life affirming. as a die hard liberal, from a mixed political family, and as  a mom, i love this!!!!

i love beto. i mean i looove beto but as a qualified WORLD leader...maybe not yet? 

at about your daughter’s age. granted, early recognition did little to alleviate the issue because, even when i thought i was looking ‘happy’ i - apparently - was not.

as a massachusetts resident, i can 100% guarantee that, if warren runs, she will lose. and badly. however, as a texas native, i guarantee beto will do the same. he has NO political chops. i love the guy. i want him to work his way up the political ladder and obama the fuck out of this country but 2020 is not the year.…

how this only has 19 comments, most of which are greyed, only goes to show that nobody really gaf about indigenous people. i’ve worked on the confederated tribes of grand ronde land and every word of this stroy is true.

while i do understand the impulse to not want to touch the public toilet seat, if you don’t have open sores on your body and actually wash your hands - soap and water for 20 seconds - just get over it. learn how infectious disease works and not make the world less pleasant for others?

as a ramen - the real type - lover and a mother, your takes are not incorrect.

don’t forget the increasingly popular ‘non-gmo’. i just saw a brand of salt with the words ‘non-gmo’ emblazoned across the label. fucking moronic consumers. salt..fucking salt...NaCl. where’s the g to mo in this makeup? idiots deserve to get gouged.

why do you think funbag is an actual ‘advice’ column? have you ever read drew’s? oh, wait, a woman wrote this one.

or people who just rise their hands. folks...it’s water AND soap. together and for 20 seconds. one round of happy birthday.

thank you for this. i know that deadspin is mostly read by guys and that one can’t know what one doesn’t know. i.e.-being the person actually preggers fucking sucks on many levels. both parties had a part in creating the new addition, both parties should sacrifice. also, stoned folks often don’t have the best reaction…

any princess bride references should have ALL the stars.

nope. i wish i were. apparently, his move to the alexandria detention facility has resulted in increased secrecy around his living conditions but i can’t imagine they’re any more restrictive. although the press has intimated they are. a girl can dream.

internet fist bump

my mother has borderline personality d/o and you are spot on. borderlines are awesome because they manage to combine all the worst traits of every other personality d/o. 

don’t forget, barron is 12, he’s fucked, as well. if a child doesn’t have healthy parenting - being taught empathy, emotional context, etc .- by age 7, it’s over.

as am i. like, intellectually, i want to feel badly for trump and trump’s kids but then trump...so.... even barron is screwed. he’s 12 folks, long past broken.