she is legitimately as batshit crazy as trump.

naw. you’re all good. they’re both seriously messed up, hypocritical, money grabbing organizations. granted, i’m more anti-nra because, oddly, i feel that we should value all human life before we move on to saving the animals....but, after you’ve watched a 17 y/o child bleed out due to a cavitation injury, that seems…

just googled shep the sheep. fucking awesome. thank you.

as an ardent opposer of the ant-vaxxer loonies, this made me laugh so, sh heartily. +1

so sorry. stupidity in the white house is, as they say, a feature and not a bug.

yep. i meant to type 1984 but my 8 key has crumbs stuck underneath it because i do not adult well...lol.

if by gusto you mean lies and golf, you’re spot on.

i just had a port a cath inserted this morning and this made me laugh so heartily i felt it move a little.

well, he’s already gone inappropriate because who the hell ‘looks forward’ to a funeral. also, elegance and precision? this isn’t a goddamn figure skating routine.

those blood red, ‘the shining’ trees. what the actual fuck? 

who doesn’t look forward to horrible reminders of mortality with a family in pain. 

i don’t how old you are but there was a tv series called ‘v’ in 194 -which was remade in 2009ish- and she is DEFINITELY a lizard person wearing human skin.

if this actually happened it might actually ‘cure’ my atheism. (that’s the term my family uses, i need a ‘cure’.)

but we can’t even really do that because, as any good parent knows, IGNORING the spoiled toddler is the go to move. they actually have to work to appease the asshat in chief. this reality sucks. so. hard.

except men can contract syphilis and remain asymptomatic/exist in its latent form, until tertiary syphilis develops...see trump.

i will always star a liz lemon reference

exactly. there are only so many stories to be told. not a human being on this earth has had experiences which are ‘brand new’ to the species. hell, if you believe christopher booker, there are only ‘7 different plots’

glad to know this was somebody else’s thought, as well. like, she couldn’t have gone for a nicer script/font?

but the problem isn’t just that victims often don’t press charges. it’s also that police/da’s CAN press charges without victim consent but do not.

actually, you’re wrong. the police/da’s office can decide to press charges, even without the victim doing so. thank you for playing.