I like this Tyler guy, he can stick around.

If your wife said that, you wouldn’t have to worry about beating Doug...ever...

But did you die?

When I cross one way streets, I also look the other way to make sure nobody goes the wrong way. Probably paranoid, but still.

<$30k OTD, isn't a GM shitbox, and tows my S2000 with a trailer.

My bet would be on some kind of rodent crawling up in there and nesting.

Looks like the controls for a nuclear wessell.

What’s the difference between an i8 driver and a porcupine?

Man, I’m still trying to figure out mine. My shifter flops like a dude who’s gone jogging at a nudist retreat. Bushings under the shifter are new. I’m guessing it’s a transaxle-side issue.

Snowball has no need for human females, but recently had a client trade in this beauty with only 3800 miles on it since it did not baby well (enough)

I don’t understand why people bring their pets with them only to leave them in the car. My dogs like the car, sure, so I take them in it... to Pet Smart. Or the vet. Or to the dog park.

Looks like I’ll be seeing them live next week in California! I am officially lucky. Now, who wants to touch me?

David, I am surprised you’re not planning to buy it and sail it across the Atlantic or something.

You mean this:

Please do not use “retard” for pretty much anything. It really derides people with special needs, a segment of the population which takes a significant amount of abuse.

I am insulted.

Jesus, no one fucking reads here.

This will never, ever, get old.

This information negates the entire plot of Cool Runnings