I’ve heard way more about how hybrids are ‘overly complex’ and ‘more things to fail’ in the past few years than I did in the previous 10, and mostly from EV evangelists.

I’d definitely heard about Prius getting individual battery cells replaced, but at that point, they’ve often outlasted a lot of other cars.

The only one on the list that surprises me is the BMW.

Hey, the Miata has infinite headroom with the top down!

Wait until the poors find out who Republicans truly hate the most.

Not only cool with it but fucking ecstatic about it. Its all going to be a disaster.

Imagine being wealthy enough to buy yourself the government of the United States of America.

Cops still don’t know how to use radios and that radio travels as fast as the speed of light. Even faster than their Socialism provided cruisers! Police chases are unnecessary and dangerous.

“Tesla Cybercab Will Be Remote Controlled Until FSD Improves”

This guy planned out every step, seemingly meticulously, then gunned down a well known CEO in the most surveilled city in the country, escaped in a way that left bullets with a message and a backpack full of Monopoly money, got out of the city successfully, but was found off a tip from a *McDonalds employee* and he…

I wood have chopped a log in my pants.

Collisions go up - deaths go down. 

I’m a sap for tree puns and never board with them.

Birch, *please*. Sort your puns out, or yew’ll feel my palm, fir real.

If they're that much of a cash grab then it means there are untold number of people running red lights, which in turn proves that people are driving dangerously. 

It that was me filming, I maple off the road, cedar are no injuries, and make sure everyone is oak-ay.

There are similarities though. Matt Gaetz and Pete Hegseth seem hellbent on forcing wood on innocent people.

You can’t just strap the lumber down without saying “that’s not going anywhere”.

That’s pretty crazy, but certainly wildly-random enough of a thing that I don’t need to add it to my list of potentially-crippling fears and anxieties. We have enough to worry about with Trump’s cabinet pics. 

If recent trends hold, he’ll soon be tapped to head the ATF.