You have a good point, but you have to remember than when an Altima crashes, the dimension in Hell from which they sprang is opened, and the wreck is sucked back home, so there’s less evidence?

From the news story it is clear that the monkey was the smartest one in the car and the "influencer" should be facing animal abuse charges as well as DUI. 

Good on the sanctuary owner for refusing to return that poor, abused monkey to that influencer that barely deserves to be called a human.

You are not its mother, you are its owner. Its keeper. You failed to keep your pet in good condition, and thus failed to earn the privilege of owning one.

Cybercab is definitely never happening. Musk needed that plus Trump to pump his stock and stay out of legal trouble. He’ll keep the stock pumps going for a while with deregulation of Tesla Self-Driving, have his W moment of Mission accomplished, and then have a brief period of a good time before Teslas start having so…

Don’t forget about how the sound of buzzing generators compliments the sounds of the great outdoors!

It’s an outrage! there is nothing on earth that improves the great outdoors like the clouds of diesel exhaust pouring from a slow moving, stuck in traffic RV as it ponderously blocks traffic and slowly crawls ahead in an endless ant-column of vehicles all wanting to see the glory of our state and national park system.

The fact that it is required to engineer and implement a mechanical “back up” suggests to me that it is absolutely not cheaper or more cost effective to go with electronic door pulls.

Have you heard of “disruption” good sir?  

“That front release is well designed and intelligently placed.”

There should be one handle per door, half pull - electronic, full pull mechanical.

Can you imagine the morons who sat there designing this thing and literally thought “how can we better hide this emergency release latch so it can’t be seen at all?”

Because SCOTUS ruled years ago that police departments could make cops take IQ tests so they can weed out anyone with a high IQ.

Shouldn’t the grappler be used on highways? Why the fuck would you use it on a narrow road, surrounded by oncoming traffic and trees? 

The car went from stolen to totaled.

I’ve never understood the logic of anyone who would work with Trump in the first place.

Just what the world needs, a couple of complete losers at the helm who’s only goals are popularity because their daddies spent too much time banging the baby sitter instead of throwing catch.

Trump is of the school of thought that says that the only way the U.S. becomes competitive with China in the world export market is if we turn the entire country into a toxic dump. If people’s fingernails start peeling off 10 years from now, and their hair comes out in big clumps, and their children are born with…

Got me a 21 pointer and 5 eye bass this weekend.