Because SCOTUS ruled years ago that police departments could make cops take IQ tests so they can weed out anyone with a high IQ.

Shouldn’t the grappler be used on highways? Why the fuck would you use it on a narrow road, surrounded by oncoming traffic and trees? 

The car went from stolen to totaled.

I’ve never understood the logic of anyone who would work with Trump in the first place.

Just what the world needs, a couple of complete losers at the helm who’s only goals are popularity because their daddies spent too much time banging the baby sitter instead of throwing catch.

Trump is of the school of thought that says that the only way the U.S. becomes competitive with China in the world export market is if we turn the entire country into a toxic dump. If people’s fingernails start peeling off 10 years from now, and their hair comes out in big clumps, and their children are born with…

Got me a 21 pointer and 5 eye bass this weekend.

Won’t be any salmon either. Just when we got them back into some long-extinct waterways, too.

Facts, shmacts. You can use facts to prove anything that’s remotely true.

Well water tastes better with arsenic and methyl mercury. At least at first, before you die days later. Bring back the leaded paint and leaded gasoline!

“We will restore US energy dominance”

So we’re just realizing that Elon is dumb as a stump?

the next 4 years will be awesome, I can already tell!

The GOP isn’t pounding the table for drug testing leaders now? Shocking!

No, you got rear-ended by the bottom half of the class of your fellow citizens.

Right. By fleeing the scene, he prevented his employer and/or law enforcement from determining if he was, say, under the influence of something.

Even if that were true, he still stomped the gas instead of the brake which is what caused the actual accident, and then fled the scene.  Innocent people rarely run.

I too feel as though I got rear-ended by the government just last night.

Exactly. The tunnel is proof that FSD doesn’t work.